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Tomba ps1 dwarves12/27/2023 ![]() I also find a kid far into the forest and picks him up on my back. Ok a serious matter here, I do not fully know how the "Escape dwarf getting happy for being saved"-trick works, but I don't do it where it doesn't work. I double back across the village and enters the deep forest, where I find dwarfs in balls. I progress through the village and reach the Dwarf Elder, who I am not allowed to talk to, because I need to rescue all of the dwarfs lost in the forest. Wasn't The Village a lame ass horror movie? Anyway, all of the dwarfs throw you off in a pre-set direction, which sucks. This process is repeated as I cross the entire forest, and I eventually reach the village. After the first pretty giant Dwarf flees from me, I carefully ambush the second one, jump on him, forces his head into my crotch and learns a few words of Dwarfish (Most likely "GET OFF OF ME!!" and "RAPE!"), a technique which is horrifyingly close to the one I used to learn German a couple of years back. Oh dear, he is talking and I can't understand a word! Sucks. I jump across the bridge because that is the safest way to cross bridges, then I find the first Dwarf. I return to the man, hoping that his senility has made him forget that I just stole the key and leap up the rope faster than a slow wind, into the not-so-awesome Dwarf Forest. After puking up the birds and mugging the man, I run away, as fast as I can, and pick up a set of totally gay Charity Wings. After getting the most useful ability ever, I progress with the story by breaking more eggs, climbing a mountain, slapping a bird and reaching an old man! He's a 100 years old. Bananas = Animal Dash! Figure out that equation. He teaches me an ability which was worth the trip back. He's pissed because of the color of my hair, so I give him Bananas. Not beaten by this, Tomba advances back to the left, further than one can expect, and catches up with Charlie. I pick it up (Yep, that is how Tomba picks stuff up) and then proceed to the next room where a huge ape is bullying me, then bribes me with me Bananas, and sends me back on the tortoise. I trend past the evil flowers and break the largest egg in the history of mankind, to find a tiny bird, small enough to get stomped by Tomba. ![]() Anyway, further on! I had to break the bubbles to get to the platform, and once I get up there I use the Furious Tornado to get rid of the Mist (Yeah, you guys are starting to see where this game is going). Some more talking with the guy with a hat, who must have run around the entire world as he left to the left and appears to the right. ![]() The strange way of getting over the green springy thingy is, as ugly as it looks, optimal. I land on the first pig because I have to, and then moves on. So the game starts! The first quest is to raid the mailbox of the Mansion (Try to remember this mansion, okay?) and then set off to the right! The game freezes almost instantly as Charlie, the monkey, escapes from me. Pipe: Used to fix the water pump in Baccus Lake.Intentional blank line which isn't blank anymore.Needed because I need to use the weapon after doing some stuff. Healing Mushroom: Removes the effect of the current Mushroom.Sad Mushroom: Makes Tomba go frownlion.This is manipulated away in this TAS because I am so awesome/tool-assisted. While happy or frowning, Tomba can't use his weapon and randomly bursts into laughter or crying while running. It makes Tomba laugh which is needed for a couple of quests. I could insert a bad drug-joke here but I don't feel like it. Happy Mushroom: Just what it sounds like.The Cheese is used in a quest not done in this run. Cheese: It's not like I wanted to receive the Cheese, I just didn't have a choice.Just barely worth to equip them, but still worth it. Charity Wings: Allows Tomba to warp to a previously visited location(Yay!).Allows the player to open the plain, yellow chests. 100 Year Old Key: Given to you by the 100 Year Old Man.Later on, another set of Bananas turn into juice. I'm guessing you are starting to see where this havoc of a game will end. The player uses the Bananas to bribe Charlie, the monkey, into teaching Tomba the ability Animal Dash. Bananas: Given to me by the big Monkey.Needed to complete a quest which makes the 100 Year Old Man open up a path to Dwarf Village for me. Chicks: I jump on them, roll around and then put them in my mouth.Apples: Apples restore a block of health.I grab a handful of them, and quite frankly, I'm not entirely sure what they all do.
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